When I was 6 months pregnant with my third child, my 4 year old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said " Mommy you are getting fat!" I replied "Yes honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy" "I know" she replied "But whats growing in your butt!!??
Kim Seductive - 16 years, 7 months, 9 days ago

A girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her " Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your twinkie") She says " Yes I know, I'm going to get boobs too!"
Kim Seductive - 16 years, 7 months, 9 days ago

I have the simplest tastes....I am always satisfied with the best!
Kim Seductive - 16 years, 7 months, 11 days ago

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart and the joy in our hearts
Kim Seductive - 16 years, 7 months, 11 days ago

I hate the stars because I look at the same ones you do, without you
Kim Seductive - 16 years, 7 months, 11 days ago