A woman walks into a pet shop where she sees an African grey parrot. When she asks how much it is, she's amazed that the guy says "30 quid".
"30 QUID?" says the woman, "that's an absolute bargain, what's the catch?"
"well, says the guy, "the parrot used to live in a brothel, so it's language is a bit, erm, flowery for some people's tastes"
"F*ck that", says the woman, "I'll take it"
All the way home, the parrot says nothing, and the woman starts thinking that maybe she's been ripped off. Until, as she carries the cage into the living room, the parrot looks up, sniffs and says "I see. New whorehouse, new madam".
Well, the woman's outraged! "OI parrot", she screams, "This is NOT a whorehouse, and I am NOT a madam. You better get some respect"
"Sussenfrussenrussen" says the parrot, and sticking it's head under it's wing, it goes to sleep.
A bit later on, the woman's two grown up daughters walk in. The parrot looks up, sniffs and says "I see, new whorehouse, new madam, two new prostitutes!"
Well, the woman's INCENSED! "OI, PARRRRRRROT", she cries, "this is NOT a whorehouse, I am NOT a madam, and THEY are my two godfearing daughters. Clean up your act matey!"
"Sussenfrussenrussen" says the parrot and goes back to sleep again.
A bit later on, the woman's husband walks into the room. The parrot looks up, sniffs and says
"I see, new whorehouse, new madam, two new prostitutes. Nice to see the customers are still the same. Alright Dave?"
Unknown "Londoner" Tender
- 16 years, 7 months, 28 days ago
