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Dave
Dave owns this human at 89250 points.
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Unknown
"Londoner"



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Unknown, 54/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:20 PM
Join date:17 years, 1 month, 22 days ago
Location: London Sw9 United Kingdom

"Hairier after midnight"
About me:
Now that I'm (eep) 38, being a mogwai didn't seem to cut it. So, i chose instead something that I hoped would represent the worldly wise, sophisticated, *dignified* beast that I'm sure the world sees me as... Oh. The videos me, one of my own compostitions, recorded on a webcam in 2006. Gives you an idea anyway. Oh and I live in London. And work in Sexual Health. As a gay men, I have to spend FAR too much of my day discussing vaginas. Is it any *wonder* i'm single?? ;0)
About you:
Anyone and everyone. I'm an outgoing sort. UNLESS you're here to steal my pets. In which case be warned...i might just have to cry at you until you give them back!!!
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Gay
Herds (lead): Friends of Dorothy
Herds: GAY, Gay Herd!, Save my pets!
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Unknown's tales
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Once upon a time, there was a Mogwai. Unfortunately, his owner forgot the fatal rule of not feeding them after midnight. Within a split second, the Mogwai developed a beard, hairy chest, tendency to drink Guinness and a rather sarcastic sense of humour. Then it ran away to London. The end
Unknown "Londoner" Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 21 days ago
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A woman walks into a pet shop where she sees an African grey parrot. When she asks how much it is, she's amazed that the guy says "30 quid".

"30 QUID?" says the woman, "that's an absolute bargain, what's the catch?"

"well, says the guy, "the parrot used to live in a brothel, so it's language is a bit, erm, flowery for some people's tastes"

"F*ck that", says the woman, "I'll take it"

All the way home, the parrot says nothing, and the woman starts thinking that maybe she's been ripped off. Until, as she carries the cage into the living room, the parrot looks up, sniffs and says "I see. New whorehouse, new madam".

Well, the woman's outraged! "OI parrot", she screams, "This is NOT a whorehouse, and I am NOT a madam. You better get some respect"

"Sussenfrussenrussen" says the parrot, and sticking it's head under it's wing, it goes to sleep.

A bit later on, the woman's two grown up daughters walk in. The parrot looks up, sniffs and says "I see, new whorehouse, new madam, two new prostitutes!"

Well, the woman's INCENSED! "OI, PARRRRRRROT", she cries, "this is NOT a whorehouse, I am NOT a madam, and THEY are my two godfearing daughters. Clean up your act matey!"

"Sussenfrussenrussen" says the parrot and goes back to sleep again.

A bit later on, the woman's husband walks into the room. The parrot looks up, sniffs and says

"I see, new whorehouse, new madam, two new prostitutes. Nice to see the customers are still the same. Alright Dave?"
Unknown "Londoner" Tender - 16 years, 7 months, 11 days ago
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Once upon a time there was a ferret. He was quite a tall ferret, over 6 ft in fact, with a tattoo and a hairy chest. It did mean that fitting into small pipes and chasing rabbits down holes became a little bit of a toughie, but i persevered. Until i got stuck. And died. The end.

LUCKILY of course, given the joys of reincarnation i've now come back as a strange looking bird. A bit like me mum
Unknown "Londoner" Tender - 16 years, 10 months, 27 days ago
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thanks for buying me!
common! where is my food? You have been given common! where is my food?.
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