DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
* Yes...........................................................................No
* No.............................................................................Yes
* Maybe.......................................................................No
* We need...................................................................I want
* I am sorry.................................................................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk........................................................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead.........................................................You better not
* Do what you want......................................................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset...........................................................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
* You're attentive tonight.............................................Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
* I am hungry...............................................................I am hungry
* I am sleepy...............................................................I am sleepy
* I am tired...................................................................I am tired
* Nice dress.................................................................Nice cleavage!
* I love you...................................................................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.................................................................Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?.............................................I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?.........................................I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?..................................I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?....................................I'd like to have sex with you.
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.................I'm gay.
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- 16 years, 8 months, 18 days ago