A couple decided to take their teenage daughter to a shopping mall in a nearby town one weekend. As they were getting ready to go, the girl came downstairs dressed in short shorts and a spaghetti string top.

An anticipated fight broke out between her and the husband over her inappropriate attire. In order to keep the peace, the mother stepped in and reminded her husband that when they were young she had dressed the same way, as it was the style of the time.

He said, "Yeah! Well if you remember right I had something to say about that, too!"

"Yes dear," she said, "you did . . . you asked me for my phone number."
Unknown "Rinrin's nixxie" Crazy - 16 years, 4 months, 4 days ago

A couple decided to take their teenage daughter to a shopping mall in a nearby town one weekend. As they were getting ready to go, the girl came downstairs dressed in short shorts and a spaghetti string top.

An anticipated fight broke out between her and the husband over her inappropriate attire. In order to keep the peace, the mother stepped in and reminded her husband that when they were young she had dressed the same way, as it was the style of the time.

He said, "Yeah! Well if you remember right I had something to say about that, too!"

"Yes dear," she said, "you did . . . you asked me for my phone number."
Unknown "Rinrin's nixxie" Crazy - 16 years, 4 months, 4 days ago

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try to guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch. They all chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" asks the son.

"I don't like her," says the mother.
Unknown "Rinrin's nixxie" Crazy - 16 years, 4 months, 4 days ago

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"

She said, "I'd love to be ten again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head spinning and her stomach upside down.

Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a theater to see Star Wars and more hot dogs, popcorn, cola and sweets.

At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."
Unknown "Rinrin's nixxie" Crazy - 16 years, 4 months, 4 days ago

Mr. Jones, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home. He told them to his wife, who promptly said, "Oh, I'm sorry, dear, but I've got to do all of this laundry. Another time, please."

The next night Jones tried again, and his wife said, "Oh my, I would like to dear, but it wouldn't be any good. I've got this terrible headache. Please give me a rain check."

By the third night, Jones was rather impatient. "How about it?" he said urgently.

Mrs. Jones snapped back, "This is the third night in a row you've asked. What are you? Some kind of a sex maniac?"
Unknown "Rinrin's nixxie" Crazy - 16 years, 4 months, 4 days ago