you don't really have the hang of HP just yet do you, my blonde pet :)

I have no idea. What was the question again?
I'm getting confused :P

You have been given words of wisdom..... Crafted by

Absolute nonsense. You're only half a million :P
Buy yourself and sell yourself back to the shop if you don't like it :P

your owner has made me really expensive. now no one wants me. Beware he does not do the same to you.

(escape! escape!)

You have been given I'D BE DOING IT. Crafted by

see the "tales" tab up the top?
I meant there, not on my profile :P
Good luck with the play :)

have a roam around the place... check out some other profiles.
Then come bak here and write some tales. I need something to thumb!