There was this driver who is first day on work for driving a tour bus. One tourist walk up to the front and tapped this driver shoulder. The Driver SCREAMMMMMMMMMM VERY LOUD...... The tourist apologist saying that she dun know that tapping on the driver shoulder would really scared him away...

The Driver explained to her why he is so scared. Because this is his first day driving the tour bus before that he was a driver that drive the coffin so he though that is the dead body that wake up and tapped him on the shoulder... =)
Unknown "Kiru's dolly" Carefree - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago

Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.


One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!

She screams.


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


Whoa!!!


PU LL IT OUT!!!


PULL IT OUT NOW!!!


I can't get pregnant!


Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
hahaha ;)

Unknown "Kiru's dolly" Carefree - 16 years, 1 month, 27 days ago