A man walked alone into a pub and ordered. He said I would like a brew for myself, one for my Canadian sister, and also one for my American brother. The barkeep, looking puzzled, served up three drafts, nevertheless. The following evening, the same gentleman walked into the pub and once again ordered three brews, one for himself, one for his Canadian sister, and one for his American brother. The barkeep did as instructed. The next evening the gentleman entered the pub and ordered only 2 brews. The barkeep said sadly: Oh, did something happen to your sister or your brother? The gentleman replied: No, I quit drinking!
Unknown "Lil Wenchie" Loving - 16 years, 6 months, 11 days ago