I stole this from someones site...it was just too funny for me to pass up...


When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question.His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?" One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said,"Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder.

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly, but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.

An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing, the translator relayed the message:

"WATCH OUT FOR THESE ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR LAND."
Unknown "Sunshine" Purring - 15 years, 11 months, 29 days ago

Here is my funny story for the day. I have an application on my facebook profile for "Are You Interested?" I don't hardly ever look on it and I don't have any notifications coming through showing if someone clicked on me or not. Anyways...I open up my facebook today and I show I have one message in my in box. It is some guy who seen me on "Are You Interested?".

He only had four words for me...
"Will You Marry Me?"

WTF??!! Seriously??!!

My Reply...
"Currently involved. Hope you are having a great week though :o) "

Can you say "WOW"
Unknown "Sunshine" Purring - 16 years, 1 month, 11 days ago

Found this on someone's site. I found it very interesting being that I am a Sagittarius..lol

S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S. The Sexy one

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying.
Unknown "Sunshine" Purring - 16 years, 1 month, 14 days ago

This is for Ms. Kelley. Hope you enjoy this as much as DJ had making it. :oP

Unknown "Sunshine" Purring - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago

For those of you who are here visiting...WELCOME :o) (feel free to thumb at your own free will)

So, I was surfing around on HP and was quite surprised to see that people have up huge ass "DO NOT BUY MY PETS" or "I AM NOT FOR SALE". So takes the fun out of it, and if I thought I wouldn't get lynched on HP for being a Pet Stealer, I would just go and steal those pets away just for shits & giggles. (I wonder if those pets have a brand on them and registered with their county...hhmmm, now there's a thought) I thought this was all a game and the whole fun part of it is to buy and steal people away from people ... and do it with no legal repercussion what so ever! LMAO! That is the best part of this application! It is all fun and games...so if you want to "Steal" one of my pets...or better yet "Steal" me... you can, I give you permission...lol...at least if nothing else, I will feel very loved if I get stole many times or have a lot of fun meeting new people buying my pets back.:oP
Unknown "Sunshine" Purring - 16 years, 1 month, 25 days ago