2) When people go up to St. Peter, they are asked a question and given a mode of transportation in heaven depending upon their answer. So the three guys who jumped off the building in that joke about "if I get one more PB&J for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building..." go to heaven. The first one is asked the question: "have you ever cheated on your wife?" He truthfully answered no, and was given a Rolls Royce to drive. The next man said he'd had one affair, and was given an Audi. The third man said he'd had a couple of affairs and was given a Prius. One day, the guys in the Rolls Royce and Prius pull up next to each other at a stop light. The guy in the Prius is crying, and the other one asks why. He answers, "I just passed my wife, *sob*, and she was on roller skates!"
Unknown "Chris" Curious - 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago

Two more...just heard a pair of great jokes...

1) There was a doctor who hated lawyers so much that whenever he saw one, he would run them over. One day, this doctor picked up a priest hitchhiker who needed to go about 5 miles down the road to his church. On the way there, he sees a lawyer on the side of the road and swerves to hit him, then remembers the priest. He swerves back, but still hears the familiar THUMP! He turns to the priest and says, "I'm sorry, father, I almost hit that man. Can god forgive me?" To this the priest says, "Oh, don't worry about it. I got him with the door."
Unknown "Chris" Curious - 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago