Currently being stalked by a transgender. How is it I attract freaks without leaving my apartment?
Unknown "thanthan" Hopeless - 15 years, 12 months ago

There comes a time when you just have to get up, take the 'ol chainsaw off the wall, and really let loose.
Unknown "thanthan" Hopeless - 16 years, 24 days ago

It seems strange, the circle things seem to move in, if a circle it even is. More a pattern. You wake up just to go to sleep again. You bathe just to get dirty. You open yourself up just to be crushed.

I was a fool to hope. It's always been my shortcoming, a deep optimism, hidden like a tumour, that believes everything will be alright. Whatever irony fate has in store, no matter how bad things get, everyone will come through it unscathed.

In my mind, it works. Everyone takes a step back and sees how stupid their being. In my mind. In the real world, people don't see things that way. They'd rather make a million reasons as to why something can't be done than try for the impossible. They'd rather fight and tear each other apart than reason.They'd rather betray trust and shatter dreams.


I feel detached.

Unknown "thanthan" Hopeless - 16 years, 26 days ago

Left my apartment for 4 days. Returned only to discover my Amazing Live Sea Monkeys had cannibalised each other and now only one gigantic, bloated Sea Monkey remains.
Unknown "thanthan" Hopeless - 16 years, 2 months, 25 days ago

Entered the city on International Talk Like A Pirate Day as the not-so-legendary Captain Firepants.

Was stalked by a creepy guy who kept pulling weapons out of his ass. Must have swallowed a forge in his youth, resulting in the ability to defecate weapons.
Unknown "thanthan" Hopeless - 16 years, 3 months, 4 days ago