Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ' I will give each one of you one wish, which is three wishes in total ' , says the Genie.
The Canadian says, ' I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada . '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie ' s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, ' I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land. '
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie ' s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The Texan says, ' I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.. '
The Genie explains, ' Well, it ' s about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it ' s virtually impenetrable. '
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, ' Fill it with water. '
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