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Jessica



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Jessica , 44/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:11:09 PM
Join date:17 years, 2 months, 6 days ago
Location: United States

"What?"
About me:
I'm just me. Nothing more, nothing less. I find humor to be an essential part of life. Life is way too short to take everything seriously. If given the choice between being the class clown, or the beauty queen, I'd choose the clown. Beauty fades over time. Humor will always be present. So quit being so stuffy and go laugh at something innappropriate. You'll feel better. Trust me. ;)
About you:
I don't log on all the time. So if you're going to purchase me, be aware of that.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Futurama Heard
Jessica's tales
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Jessica
No offense inteded to anyone. I do not pass on chain letters of any sort. This includes "cutesey" little messages about passing on love and sappy crap like that. I will delete all messages/comments that bear any resemblence to anything like this. That is all.
Jessica Intrigued - 16 years, 7 months, 26 days ago
Jessica
Dear HP weirdos,

Thank you for your interest in my profile. I realize that viewing it several times a day for the past couple weeks/months has been fun. However, it would be greatly appreciated if you would at least extend a greeting of some sort once in awhile. For those of you having trouble coming up with something to say, words like "Hello", "Great pictures!", or "Just dropping by to say hi." are just a couple of examples of ways in which you could speak to me. Thank you for your time and appreciation. I look forward to hearing from you in the future.

Sincerely,
Jessica Wright
Jessica Intrigued - 16 years, 8 months, 5 days ago
Jessica
Not one to usually put such personal thoughts up here, I feel there is an exception I must make.

I effin love you too Pablo. You're great in every way I know of, even the voices thing. ;)

The way you make me smile and laugh, the way you make me feel. Thank you for everything. :)

Be ready for the 23rd of April. I'm coming to getcha! ;)
Jessica Intrigued - 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
Jessica
Here's a thing I put together. Yeah, I was bored.


Jessica Intrigued - 16 years, 8 months, 23 days ago
Jessica
Billy: Hey wait a minute! She's not my girlfriend! She's just a friend who happens to be a girl, just like I happen to be a boy, and you happen to be a skeleton. It's the differences that make our world so rich, diverse, and wonderful.

Grim: I still hate you...

Jessica Intrigued - 16 years, 9 months, 10 days ago
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Jessica
Once again, I'm still alive!
Jessica Intrigued - 14 years, 11 months, 27 days ago
Mark Pankhurst
Hi, how's the lair coming along? Hope you're having a great birthday :)
Flux Capacitor You have been given Flux Capacitor.
Crafted by Vestan Pance
Mark Pankhurst "Honest Woman NFS" Lost - 15 years, 3 days ago
Jessica
I'm still alive!
Jessica Intrigued - 15 years, 1 month, 27 days ago
Kyle hauzenflauzenator wismer
those hamsters are the key to defending off evil invaders! I shall need many one day..
Kyle hauzenflauzenator wismer "ELECTRIFIED 19" - 15 years, 2 months, 27 days ago
Skuli
Not even...rocket-propelled super doodies?!
You have been given Rocket-propelled super doodies!.
Crafted by Skuli
Skuli "Dante" Bold - 15 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
Stefan
come over here for a drink...
Lemon Martini You have been given Lemon Martini.
Crafted by Beatriz A Asato T
Stefan Playful - 15 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
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