What does one look for in a partner?

Someone to love me back as much as I love them
Someone to cherish me, because I cherish and hold them sacred
Someone who won't betray me, I will not betray trust or vows
Someone who longs to spend time with me,
I can't wait to be with someone I love
Someone who gives of themselves freely,expecting nothing in return,
I will give back more than I receive I promise
Someone who will challenge me to live life to the fullest,
I will not hold you back, only encourage you to excel and achieve
Someone who will not grow out of love with me, I will encourage you to grow,
and because I love you my love will grow with you
In the end, someone who will stand at my side, not in front of or behind,
but at my side facing life's challenges with me because together we are invincible

Borrowed from Val....TY
Unknown "For Sale" Loyal - 16 years, 8 months, 14 days ago

Little Johnny Joke

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months."

Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"

Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."

Unknown "For Sale" Loyal - 16 years, 8 months, 18 days ago

The Dentist

A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to
the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes
his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has
been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied,
"you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After
they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"

Unknown "For Sale" Loyal - 16 years, 8 months, 18 days ago

Stiff Neck

A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch,
in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are
you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.
The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no
shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"

Unknown "For Sale" Loyal - 16 years, 8 months, 18 days ago

Pig Farming ****LMAO!****

A city boy decided to quit the rat race and bought himself a farm, which
included a few sows. He wanted to breed the sows, but had no idea how to go
about it. His neighbour volunteered his boars for the job, and told the city
boy to bring them over in the pickup the next day. In the afternoon when he
went to pick them up, the city boy asked how he would be able to tell if the
sows were impregnated. He was told to look and see where they were early in
the morning. If they were up on the hill, they were pregnant; if they were
in the sty, it hadn't worked. The next morning, he leapt from the bed and
looked up the hill, but alas the pigs were down in the mud. Grumbling, he
loaded them back into the pickup and headed for the neighbours. The following
three mornings were just the same; he would leap from the bed, look up the
hill, find the pigs down in the mud and have to return them to the neighbours
to let the boars have another shot at them. On the fifth morning, he looked up
the hill, and there were no pigs. He looked down in the sty; still no pigs.
He called to his wife, "Where the hell are the pigs today?" Amid hysterical
laughter, she managed to choke out, "They're down in the truck, and the big
one is honking the horn!"

Unknown "For Sale" Loyal - 16 years, 8 months, 18 days ago