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Seductive
"Lyon's kenny"
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"kenny's love!"
126033 pts
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Unknown's tales
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A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about 10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering & swearing very softly. The barkeep approaches the customer and asks what the problem is. "Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal and put a gun to my head". "Jesus Christ! What happened?" "He told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out!" "Yeah, then what?" "Well you didn't hear a gun shot, did you?"
Unknown "Lyon's kenny" Seductive
- 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me." "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop."
Unknown "Lyon's kenny" Seductive
- 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
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Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator. The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: " OOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says "It feels like semen." The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says "It smells like semen." The blonde, reaches out and touches it with her fingers and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, "It doesn't taste like anyone in this building . . ."
Unknown "Lyon's kenny" Seductive
- 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
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If you had me alone... Locked up in your room for 24 hours we could do whatever you wanted! What would you do with me? Tell me in my Inbox... Cause it's a secret... Then repost this in your Tales or comment... You might be surprised with the responses you get. They could make you laugh or even smile. :D
Unknown "Lyon's kenny" Seductive
- 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
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please help to thumb my herd... http://humanpets.com/herdProfile.php?hid=21443
Unknown "Lyon's kenny" Seductive
- 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago
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