These questions relate to common problems with using alcohol. Only you can decide if you have a "drinking problem" and whether you want to do something about it.

Do you lose time from work due to your drinking? Not currantly imployed. Next......
Is drinking making your home life unhappy? Nope, feel much better about it.
Do you drink because you are shy with other people? Not in the least.
Is drinking affecting your reputation? Already got one. Next......
Have you ever felt remorse after drinking? Yes, didn't finish the bottle........
Have you gotten into financial dificulties as a result of your drinking? Never, made new financial deals though.
Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking? Had those already.
Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare? Makes no never mind either way.
Has your ambition decreased since drinking? Nope, acctually increased.
Do you crave a drink at a definite time daily? No specific time. I can drink whenever.
Do you want a drink the next morning? Often, hair of the dog therory.
Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? Nope, pass right out!
Has your efficiency decreased since drinking? Rather improved. (at least thats what she tells me)
Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business? See question one.
Do you drink to escape from worries or troubles? Nope, they just follw me.
Do you drink alone? Does the cat count?
Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of your drinking? Don't recall.
Has your physician ever treated you for drinking? Well, he didn't prescribe anything so, no.
Do you drink to build up your self-confidence? Already at it's peak proformance.
Have you ever been in a hospital or institution on account of drinking? Been close to getting married but saved myself from that.
Unknown "BIG DADDY" Bold - 16 years, 1 month, 7 days ago

The Green Lantern Creed: In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight, Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!
Unknown "BIG DADDY" Bold - 16 years, 4 months, 5 days ago

I like to hunt and in the winter I often go after rabbit. It's not uncommon to bring one home and give away the pelt. Just keep the meat for stews which I like. Few times will it fail that someone will eventually ask me for one of the feet. So I in turn play along with the poplar request and ask "why do you want it's foot?" Knowing the all too famous answer. "well, they are lucky" is the natural response. To this I say, gesturing towards the rabbit "he had four of them and didn't do him any good." LOL
Unknown "BIG DADDY" Bold - 16 years, 5 months, 14 days ago

The bathtub test...

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"*
Unknown "BIG DADDY" Bold - 16 years, 7 months, 12 days ago

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"
Unknown "BIG DADDY" Bold - 16 years, 7 months, 28 days ago