I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
Nearly touch the sky,
then like my dreams the fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air...
Unknown "DIONYSUS" Evasive - 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago

New Tale Time.

My girlfriend, being the worrying, gorgeous and hugely low self esteemed girl she is, has always felt that she wanted me to experience life more. As we've been together for almost 3 years now and she feels like I should "experience other girls". Last night, she basically ordered me to go out and have random gratuitous sex.

WTF.

Understandably, I said no. Then, knowing she wouldn't go for it, I said that I would if she would. Which then developed into a long debate.

Yea. So now Im in an open relationship. Weird. Freedom, in a way.

Girls, if you EVER need to talk to your guy about something, please, wait at least an hour until after sex. We really can't think straight until then.
Unknown "DIONYSUS" Evasive - 16 years, 9 months, 14 days ago

Hey, guess what this is:

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A tall tale!
Tada!

Oh, god, sometimes I hate myself.
Unknown "DIONYSUS" Evasive - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago

If someone can tell me something funnier than the fat guy dressed as an office lady in Bowling For Soups vid for 1985, I would cover in Kudos.
Unknown "DIONYSUS" Evasive - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

I was recently told I should have more spam. Now I really dont like spam, but I need more points to shower people with gifts.

Heres my compromise.

If you feel the overwhelming urge to give me points, thumb my tails. Il occasionally put up a new one.
Or, an even better idea, comment me. I dont care what its on, or about. Tell me your fave band, colour, song, type of tree. Anything.
Unknown "DIONYSUS" Evasive - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago