Thursday, Thuuuuuuursday!! Today is motherfucking Thursday!!

Drinking margerita shortly before going to bed last night may not have been an excellent idea but it was by no stretch a bad idea as everything has an odd and not unpleasant blur to it today. I'll have a kip at my desk and then be on top form.

Not exactly sure what time Beer O'Clock is but I'm sure my brain will let me know
Unknown "Ned Warrior" Lazy - 18 years ago

I discovered a truly odd thing last night - if cut sheet metal and then pick it up with bare hands you invariably cut them to motherfucking ribbons. I now look as if I've had a fist fight with a fucking glass person

At least it's almost Friday though...
Unknown "Ned Warrior" Lazy - 18 years, 1 day ago

Unknown "Ned Warrior" Lazy - 18 years, 2 days ago

Why Tuesday? Because God hates you, that's why!! - I seriously thinking of having that put of my fucking tombstone after today

Well not only does my work laptop have so much malware that everyone suspects that I've been wanking/fingering myself off at my desk, I've also been informed that I may have to work in that Loondoon for 3 to 6 months. And I fucking HATE London. London can suck my balls and pay me a fiver to do it.

So, in summary, next Tuesday it may be a good idea for me to stay in bed lest I go on a murderpage to rival any nutter...
Unknown "Ned Warrior" Lazy - 18 years, 2 days ago

If you've ever decided to get trashed on a Sunday you might have a fair idea of how I'm feeling on this shitty rainy Tuesday - I have literally nowt to do in work but still have to sit here, hour after hour, fucking about, reading the same websites and WORRYING about nothing. Fan-fucking-tastic.

Why slow motion? Because this is a eight and a half hour long day with nothing to do!!!

Hopefully I'll get something to do next week - I'd even settle for whacking off a dog...
Unknown "Ned Warrior" Lazy - 18 years, 9 days ago