I arrived late to Math class the day before Christmas Break and my professor was sitting on his desk.

PROF: Class. I have some bad news.

I was a little worried. I decide to shout out.

ME: There's no Santa?

PROF: (trying not to laugh) Okay....it's not as bad as THAT.

ME: Oh.

With that I take my seat. I've come to the conclusion that if I'm going to be late to class, then I might as well enter with a bang.

Arriving late isn't my fault, I'm walking from one end of the campus to the other and I only have 10 minutes. It's not fun. LOL.
Unknown "Ponie" Frisky - 17 years, 9 months, 5 days ago

I've always been told that I can be bought in a minute, but this is slightly ridiculous. LOL. j/k It's an interesting concept. Selling yourself, but what if you sell yourself short? It's pretty cool that you can find people on here, unlike in real life, here you can create some sort of asymptote that will only let them get arbitrarily close to you. LOL. I love Calculus. I'm just a baby here at NIU; however, I love every minute of it. My math class is amazing. My next tale will be about what happened before Christmas. I believe that Calculus is the gateway drug into harder mathematics. Soon you'll find yourself in Linear Algebra, Geometric Algebra and pretty soon...you'll be laying in a bath tub in a hotel room missing a kidney addicted to Fermat's Last Theorem, which was solved by the way.
Unknown "Ponie" Frisky - 17 years, 9 months, 5 days ago