I was out on a first date with really hot lady and I wanted to impress her so I took this hot sexy thing to a place where I knew famous people went!!right.
And as we where seated, in walk the one the only KID ROCK!! it was sweet....and at one point kid got up and went to the washroom, right! And so I eccused myself from the table and ran to the washroom...And there he was washing his hands, so I walked up to him and told him I didn't want anything and I explained that I was on this first date and I wanted to impress her! right. So I asked if on his way back to his table he would stop and say HI to me and that my name was John....and he said sure he could.
So I ran back to my seat and waited. 5 mins. later as we ate Kid Rock stopped at the table,
and said" hey John. how you been"???? and without missing a beat I said " fucksakes Kid.
Can't you see I'm busy here!!!

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