Some quotes about drinking:
"Work is the curse of the drinking class." Oscar Wilde "Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns "I drink to make other people interesting." George Jean Nathan "An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do." Dylan Thomas. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin. "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Joe E Lewis. "He was a wise man who invented beer." Plato. "To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to all of life's problems!"– Homer Simpson “Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.” – Mitch Hedberg “In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria.” – German Proverb

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