there is an octopus sitting in a bar and he announces *i can play any instrument you give me!*. the englishman goes up to him and says *that's a bold statement, play this guitar*. the octopus takes it and plays like Hendrix. the englishman is dumbstruck! an irishman say *try this piano then* the octopus plays like elton john! a scotsman gives the octopus some bagpipes and tell him to play them. after a lot of fumbling the scot askis *are you gonna play it* the octopus stops, looks and him and says *no once i get her out of these pyjamas i gonna fuck her!*
Unknown "mexican hat!" Feisty
- 17 years, 5 days ago
