You have been given Sweet ass sets. Crafted by

You have been given You & Me ................. Crafted by

You have been massaged.

You have been offered a human sacrifice.

But now that I paid for your training, I expect payback!!! My bedroom door is always open. *hint hint*

You were taken on a trip! You have trained as a ninja.

Well I bought you a ninja outfit cuz I know how badly you wanted to be one.

You have been masked in a ninja suit.