The Story : lemme start from the stop a Vehicle traveling over 100 mph blows by a cop weaving in and out of the oncoming lane... the cop immediatly takes off chasing down the vehicle when the cop catches up he turns on his blues and instead of pulling over the car trys to pass another vehicle getting into a head on collision with a dodge neon.

The Delema: the Media and the parrents of a dead person from one of the vehicles are blaming the cop


The Stupidity: 1. if a vehicle is driving in excess of 100 MPH odds are there going to wreck americans arnt used to driving that fast. so the cop did the right thing by attempting to prevent and accident. sadly the driver didnt feel like helping the cop prevent it.
2. the driver had multiple warrents out for his arrest including several felonies... he also had cocaine and marijuana on him.
3. next time your in trouble next time your being robbed your being raped your being assaulted dont call a cop call a fucking crackhead see how that works out for you. you people that just stand back and let shit happen disgust me. you people that critize the real men that stand up for you should be shot on the spot.


Unknown "MY SEXY CHICA" Timid - 16 years, 1 month, 13 days ago

This is Funny

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'

I thought "Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids, they will remember".

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day, we don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?'
She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,
she came out…
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my wife,
And my kids,
and dozens of my friends and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there,
On the couch...

Naked.


Unknown "MY SEXY CHICA" Timid - 16 years, 1 month, 13 days ago