You have been given Leavin a SMILE & Wink for U . Crafted by Denise Rose

is missing one of the most important friends in her life and is wishing they would come to there senses and start talking to me again

You were taken on a trip! You have played at the beach.

Hello Gina thanks for the heads up....

You have been given 4 u. Crafted by

You should your stories in your tales Hun, it makes it easier for us to thumb you... thanx for your thumbs! have a great day

You have been given bush angel. Crafted by

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.


When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'.