SEX
1st Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2nd Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so needy you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in the
Hallway you both say 'screw you.'
5thReligious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
6thCourtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any
more. She takes you to court and screws you
in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Canada Pension Sex.
You get a little each month,
but not enough to enjoy yourself

Kelvin Brown "Handsome Devil" Frisky - 16 years, 3 months, 2 days ago

Repost in your tales with your answers. Here are my answers...without any explanations, of course ;-)

Yes or No

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? Yes
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? YES
Slept in until 5 PM? YES
Fallen asleep at work/school? YES
Held a snake? No
Ran a red light? YES
Been suspended from school? No
Been fired from a job? NO
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.? No
Broken a bone? Yes
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? Yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Donated Blood? Yes
Eaten alligator meat? Yes
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? No
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Kelvin Brown "Handsome Devil" Frisky - 16 years, 3 months, 11 days ago