SEX 1st Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. 2nd Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. 3rd Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. 4th Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say 'screw you.' 5thReligious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) 6thCourtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Canada Pension Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself
Kelvin Brown"Handsome Devil"Frisky
- 10 years, 4 months, 2 days ago
Repost in your tales with your answers. Here are my answers...without any explanations, of course ;-)
Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No! 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.
Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? Yes Been arrested? No Kissed someone you didn't like? YES Slept in until 5 PM? YES Fallen asleep at work/school? YES Held a snake? No Ran a red light? YES Been suspended from school? No Been fired from a job? NO Sang karaoke? Yes Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No Kissed in the rain? Yes Sang in the shower? Yes Sat on a rooftop? Yes Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.? No Broken a bone? Yes Shaved your head? No Blacked out from drinking? Yes Played a prank on someone? Yes Felt like killing someone? Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No Been in a band? No Shot a gun? Yes Tripped on mushrooms? No Donated Blood? Yes Eaten alligator meat? Yes Eaten cheesecake? Yes Still love someone you shouldn't? No Think about the future? Yes Believe in love? Yes Kelvin Brown"Handsome Devil"Frisky
- 10 years, 4 months, 11 days ago