Do ameobas go on vacation?

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How can you wish me "Happy International Food-on-a-Stick Day" and then escape like that? And, OI, what's with the "devolution"? I think the name "Canook" suits a wolf far more than an ameoba! You're such a single-cellular guy...but still I'm willing to pay ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

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