A is for Angels that fly through the sky
B is for Barium from chemtrails so high
C is for Cadmium exploding our phones
D is for Dentures instead of our bones
E is for Everything all messed up today
F is Forgiveness to wash it away
G is for Giving a damn, why? don't you know?
that H is for Heaven where we're never alone
I is for Intel from so-cia-ty
J, Just in case, 'cause there's much blasphemy
K we're just Kidding be it no one is free
that what the heLL evils and demons there'LL be
M is for Mister instead of a rank
('cause lowly ole privates get wedged into tanks)
N I can't stand that word over the air
O sure why not (expletive deleted) beware:
P, it still "trickles down"... "just say no"... why?
'cause Q the Queen oh so powerful, aged,... claims wise
"Rrrr" grumble pirates in movies so much
While Significant other(S) are Too often a buTT
T is for Two, Three, and Ten; Tip: iT's far more Than TwenTy
That UV rays bomb your skin and man you look scrawny
Where may you ask double u paired bush with the birds?
do please first ask X-rays of me before culling the herds
Y we must wander this world making gross turds
when Zzz's are for counting sheep, ball stats, and oft girds
AA, just another step, I've run out of plain letters
while surely my cat BB is dreading the weather
CC this to everyone and gimme some skin
I'm seeking some fusion but don't know where to begin
aDD a picture or music or even a book
I had lots of fun writing it so please do take a look
Unknown "Skews Me" Loyal
- 15 years, 11 months, 25 days ago