*Use this in front of someone u wanna tease
Tale of 3 little dwarfs
There was once 3 little dwarfs living in New York. These 3 dwarfs are really little. The first has little feet. The second has little hands. The third has little *ahem(put the body part in here) ;)
Due to the economical downturn, they decided to go to the Office of Guinness World Records Office to try to win some money. So the 1st dwarf entered the office, and exited with a smile and holding some cash. He proudly proclaims he has the world smallest feet. The second dwarf went in and also came out victorious.
Now, the third dwarf is a little shy and hesitant because a little *ahem is nothng to be proud of. In the end, he still entered, but, he came out fuming!!
He shouted, " WHO THE HELL IS JOHN*!!"
*where john is the person you want to tease! =)
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