An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.
When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"
Unknown "@'s big big bro" Playful - 16 years, 8 months, 17 days ago

Just set up a shop in HP today. So people, please check it out and give me some support.
Do update me on what you guys like and i will update the lineup of the store accordingly.

Back to reality, school is still dull and boring... Here in SMU in Singapore, students are slaves to the education system and are not allowed to have free time on their own. You are always occupied with tonnes of work..

How i wish i can just leave it all behind...


Unknown "@'s big big bro" Playful - 16 years, 8 months, 20 days ago

*Use this in front of someone u wanna tease

Tale of 3 little dwarfs
There was once 3 little dwarfs living in New York. These 3 dwarfs are really little. The first has little feet. The second has little hands. The third has little *ahem(put the body part in here) ;)

Due to the economical downturn, they decided to go to the Office of Guinness World Records Office to try to win some money. So the 1st dwarf entered the office, and exited with a smile and holding some cash. He proudly proclaims he has the world smallest feet. The second dwarf went in and also came out victorious.

Now, the third dwarf is a little shy and hesitant because a little *ahem is nothng to be proud of. In the end, he still entered, but, he came out fuming!!

He shouted, " WHO THE HELL IS JOHN*!!"

*where john is the person you want to tease! =)
Unknown "@'s big big bro" Playful - 16 years, 8 months, 21 days ago