One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the
20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor.
As they looked at the dial, they could see the
number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed
by a G. As they not English-educated, they were
puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean.
Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G.
When they finally reached the ground floor, the other
Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian,
"Wah low!!!, how you know one?" The first Ah Lian
reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."

Unknown "wuluuuuu" Seductive - 16 years, 1 month, 27 days ago

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !


THUMB PLS~~ =)

Unknown "wuluuuuu" Seductive - 16 years, 1 month, 27 days ago