The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker, or significant other
DANGEROUS
What’s for dinner?
Are you wearing that?
What are you so worked-up about?
Should you be eating that?
What did you do all day?
SAFER
Can I help you with dinner?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Could we be over-reacting?
There are a lot of apples left!
I hope You Didn’t over-do it today?
SAFEST
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Wow! Look at you!
Here’s my paycheck!
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE
Here have some wine!
Here have some wine!
Here have some wine!
Here have some wine!
Here have some wine!
And to follow, these are the 13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME
11. POOR MEN SUCK
12. PACK MY STUFF
13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT
Unknown "FunnySexySmart" Frisky
- 16 years, 11 months, 12 days ago
