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Dianna Miaowbie
Dianna Miaowbie owns this human at 90 points.
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Romance Assassin
"Rome"



Name:
Romance Assassin, 39/Male
Last login: 5 hours, 11 minutes ago
Local time:6:22 AM
Location: Las Vegas, NV United States

"This headline is for sale to the biggest lover"
About me:
I am who I am. Not perfect in any way but I am unique in my own way. I got the smarts in my favor. I also laugh danger in the eyes but live a safe lifestyle (oxymoron?). I am creative and strange sometimes. I smile and laugh most of the time about silly goofy things. I have drive and motivation and very energetic. I am a shaker and mover. I consider NYC my home town even though I am there on visits. I could be intimidating to those who's life is in the slow lane so get your butt in gear and get out of my way! hehe I am a person of many talents and trades. I am in favor of green planet and do my tiny part in saving the planet. I would hug a tree but all that surrounds me are cactus, ouch. My dirty secret is that I am a male lesbian, but don't tell anyone, because I prefer only ladies.
About you:
Please to meet you. Step in and feel right at home. Feel free to click on the all the thumbs next to my comments just because I know you really want to, and if you don't, then look into my pendulum real close, watch it swinging side to side, your eyes are getting heavy, when I count to 1 you will thumb my comments under hypnosis 3, 2, 1. Also, join my cool HERDS: Blue room, and SALSA Picante because if you don't I may have to send a secret HP agent to kill you. Fun Fun. השתתפות מענה
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Blue room, Salsa picante
Herds: spank me, MASTER / MISTRESS / slave / sub, PETS IN HEAT, Swap Shop, Lost tribe of the Black sheep, Mine, mine, mine!, ThumKam, LanasAngeles, DD's points, Carrie spam 500 pages, Thumbs up for Bee
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Romance Assassin
◄-- #################### FLASH NEWS ##########################
◄-- I will be absent for about 3 weeks with or without internet (maybe not sure)
◄-- No panic please, it's only 3 weeks
◄-- To all the haters, keep hating
◄-- To all the lovers, well, still searching for those lol
◄-- Anybody misses me, send a complaint to my customer service department
Romance Assassin "Rome" Naughty - 68 days, 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
Romance Assassin
Added some Jalapeno hot new photos all from a recent trip to Mexico, watch out for a hidden apron...
Romance Assassin "Rome" Naughty - 125 days, 16 hours, 42 minutes ago
Romance Assassin
See what happens to a couch thrown out of the second floor.
Director: me
Narration: me
Camera: me
Stunt actor: couch
Credits goes for... me
No animals got hurt in the process of making this movie

Romance Assassin "Rome" Naughty - 165 days, 10 hours, 57 minutes ago
Romance Assassin
It's my fake birthday every day! just thumb here because it's a party every day.

Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe... We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down

'You got Male!
Romance Assassin "Rome" Naughty - 178 days, 15 hours, 6 minutes ago
Romance Assassin
New dance video clips in my salsa picante herd go get them while they are HOT HOT HOT!
Now 2 more videos available makes it 5 total! Freshly baked!


Romance Assassin "Rome" Naughty - 189 days, 9 hours, 14 minutes ago
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