I am who I am. Not perfect in every way but I am unique in my own way. I got the smarts in my favor. I also laugh danger in the eyes but live a safe lifestyle (oxymoron?). I am creative and strange sometimes. I smile and laugh most of the time. I have drive and motivation and very energetic. I am a shaker and mover. I consider NYC my home town even though I am there on visits. I could be intimidating to those who's life is in the slow lane so get your butt in gear and get out of my way! hehe
I am a person of many talents and trades. I am in favor of green planet and do my tiny part in saving the planet. I would hug a tree but all that surrounds me are cactus, ouch.
Please to meet you. Step in and feel right at home. Feel free to click on the all the thumbs next to my comments just because I know you really want to, and if you don't, then look into my pendulum real close, watch it swinging side to side, your eyes are getting heavy, when I count to 1 you will thumb my comments under hypnosis 3, 2, 1. השתתפות מענה
It's my fake birthday every day! just thumb here because it's a party every day.
Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe... We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
'You got Male! Overcover Agent"Captain Joe"Naughty
- 13 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
New dance video clips in my salsa picante herd go get them while they are HOT HOT HOT! Now 2 more videos available makes it 5 total! Freshly baked!