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A 6 year old and a 4 year old areupstairs in their bedroom. "you know
what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'.

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his
room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won'tbe
Cheerios."


Unknown "Ma chelle" Unwell - 16 years, 4 months, 20 days ago
Unknown
What Love means to a 4-8 year old . .
Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?'

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined See what you think:

'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.'

Rebecca- age 8

'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'

Billy - age 4

'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.'

Karl - age 5

'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.'

Chrissy - age 6

'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'

Terri - age 4

'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'

Danny - age 7

'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that.
They look gross when they kiss'

Emily - age 8

'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents
and listen.'

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'

Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikkas on this planet)

'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'

Noelle - age 7

'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'

Tommy - age 6

'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.

He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'

Cindy - age 8

'My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'

Clare - age 6

'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'

Elaine-age 5

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'

Chris - age 7

'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'

Mary Ann - age 4

'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'

Lauren - age 4

'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)

Karen - age 7

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'

Mark - age 6

'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'

Jessica - age 8

And the final one

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'


Unknown "Ma chelle" Unwell - 16 years, 4 months, 29 days ago
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(Diary update - not a joke) :)
Well, one of my fellow HPers asked me if I liked football. Erm, does the sun rise in the East? I LOVE football (clarification AMERICAN football)! I live & breathe for late August to January. The other months are spent wishing for football. Sure, there's off season stuff to consider; drafting, spring games, training, blah, blah, blah, but it's just not the same as a game.

I'm a Florida Gator fan. Hardcore. My office is decked out in gator stuff. I have a favorite sports bar that I go to that always keeps my table open for me. I always drag along my good luck charms & the rules that go along with them (one must be higher than everyone's head - this one is a pain sometimes.)

We are going into the season ranked 3rd, which is great for me because every year we go in at #1, we get the Gator 'big head' & spend the rest of the season making the people who vote on that in the AP look like idiots. Georgia is ranked 1st & Ohio State 2nd.

Let's see.... I think the BCS is crap. I think we need to go to some kind of playoff system. My cheering rotation is; UF, then our Conference (SEC!! - yes, I cheer for other teams. sometimes even the most dispised (Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama) it just depends on who will better our overall numbers by winning or losing a particular game), and finally state (always want to beat FSU & Miami, but more than happy to cheer for FSU as long as they aren't playing us... or any other SEC team, for that matter.)

What else? I love Formula 1 racing. Hamilton is the bomb. Indy Car is ok - I wish they'd get more spectators. #7 Danica Patrick is my girl, but she needs to chill out a little. HATE Nascar, drag racing, motorcross, etc. I can handle cart racing, but I don't really follow it.

I can watch any sport with the exception of Hockey, Soccer, & Baseball. I'd rather watch paint dry than watch those three sports. I've even been know to watch bowling & pool. I adore golf. I watch the Olympics religiously.

Anything else you wanna know? Just ask.

Oh yeah..... GO GATORS!!!!
Unknown "Ma chelle" Unwell - 16 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
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A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.


Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's desperate, so she decides to ask God for help.


She begins to pray... 'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery!


Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays... 'God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.'


Lottery night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... 'My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order.'


Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself...


'Sweetheart, work with Me on this.... Buy a ticket.'

Unknown "Ma chelle" Unwell - 16 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
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Men and Women
- A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

- A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

- To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

- To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

- Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

- A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

- Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

- Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Unknown "Ma chelle" Unwell - 16 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
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Unknown
I haven't heard from you in ages. I hope all is well with you. :/
Unknown "Saviour" Purring - 16 years, 1 month, 4 days ago
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Long time no speak...not really been on here for a long time playing...hope all is well with you...sorry to read that you are a Florida fan, but I get the football obsession. Hope all is well dear!
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You have been given How YOU doin?.
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