WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN
The nice men are ugly.The handsome men are not nice.The handsome and nice men are gay.The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.The menwho are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think we are only after their money.The handsome men without money are after are money.The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don,t think we are beautiful enough.The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.NOW WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?Men are like a fine wine.They all start out like grapes,and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.xxxxxxx
Unknown "~Lost~" Content - 16 years, 7 months, 5 days ago

Paddy went on who wants to be a millionaire but he got stuck on the first question.He asked if he could phone a friend to help him out,so he rang his friend mick.he said hello mick im stuck on the first question and i was wondering if you could help me out.Mick said go ahead paddy.Paddy said shall i go 50/50 or ask the audience.xxxxxx
Unknown "~Lost~" Content - 16 years, 7 months, 11 days ago