LOL; Go Carlton!

You have been given That's just ridiculous!!. Crafted by Katie

Master splinter- Rat shaped Yoda?

You have been given a Dance Lesson from the Master. Crafted by Unknown

You have been given Thanks for shopping. Crafted by Carezilla

Yeah...I guess rat tails are a little dangerous to eat so often. Just imagine what Master Splinter's tail could do to someone. Turn them into a hot-blooded libertine is my guess. And I think being a zombie Ninja turtle might be a cool halloween costume.

You have been given a ninja turtle outfit. Crafted by Unknown

Is it me or is this an intensely uncomfortable and/or inappropriate sexual picture?

You have been given a Shark Ride. Crafted by Unknown

Yeah, free food is up there with chinchillas and finding money I forgot I had in my short list of favorite things. And you better not sue me because I have some blood thirsty legal represntation just begging for someone to rip apart.

You have been given OMG! lawyers can fly! we screwed. Crafted by Dean van Heerden