Three women are killed and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they are told there is only one rule in heaven and that is, don't step on the ducklings.

Almost immediately one woman steps on a duckling. For punishment she is handcuffed to an ugly, boring man for all eternity.

The others vow to be careful. Months pass before the 2nd woman steps on a duckling. Again, she is handcuffed to an ugly, boring man for all eternity.

The last woman is very careful, until one day she gets hancuffed to a handsome hunk!!! She says to him she doesn't know what she did to deserve this. He replies that he stepped on a duckling!!!
Unknown "my sister" Ecstatic - 16 years, 7 months, 1 day ago