IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... BECAUSE ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE or COMMENT...YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE ...
Unknown Playful - 17 years, 22 days ago

Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS."
Husband: "How can we find out which?"
Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend. Take your wife to a park and leave her there. If she finds her way home; don't fuck her."
Unknown Playful - 17 years, 23 days ago

Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
Unknown Playful - 17 years, 23 days ago

Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!
Unknown Playful - 17 years, 23 days ago