How can you define your ownself? I rarely understand half the things going on inside of my head, and so am the least qualified person to describe who I am. I know one thing though ... I <3 Cocktails!
Unknown "Ninja Protected!" Curious - 16 years, 10 months, 28 days ago

When a guy likes you but you don't feel the same way in return, and then you end up hurting him because you turned him down ... does that make you evil?

I seem to have a pretty bad track record of this and wanted to check if my karma needed some cleansing : )
Unknown "Ninja Protected!" Curious - 16 years, 10 months, 29 days ago

Here is my ode to toasty sandwiches ...

Oh lovely toasted confection,
how your melted cheesiness makes my knees tremble.
I quiver in ecstasy when your warm, flaky, vegetable, cheese,
and bread creation triumps over my fragile, but moaning mouth.
You give me oral ogasms everytime we meet,
a feat hard to achieve.
But however I try to stop it,
my tongue creates a mind of its own and begins raping the fragile crevices of your being.
For this, I apologize.
But can you blame me...?
Your delicious scent stirs something inside of me, I don't know what.
But I do know, when it happens, I have to have you.
Every piece of you.
Every bite of you.
Every morsel of you.
And when others try to get in on my scrumptuous sandwich,
I shall fend them off with pickles and various condiments,
for you are mine alone, dear delicacy.
Mine... alone....
Unknown "Ninja Protected!" Curious - 16 years, 10 months, 29 days ago