There are two kinds of penguins. Evil and not evil. There are no nice ones. Evil penguins are usually very distinctive by just their looks. They are the ones that look innocent. The penguins that aren't evil just look cute.
So remember, when you see an innocent looking penguin, shoot its head off or run. If you choose to run, scream and wave your arms so that everyone else knows that there is an evil penguin near by. If you see a cute penguin... Shoot it anyway!
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- 17 years, 12 days ago