So, 50 cent called me out of the blue yesterday. He was practically crying saying his homeboy bailed on him and he can't do his concert with out a gangsta homeboy. So, me being the nice friend I am of course agreed to join him. I guess I had fun busting out rhymes.

I posted a picture of us hanging out on stage.
Unknown "*Panda p00ps*" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 3 days ago

Companion cube called me today and asked if I would come over and have some cake with him. Of course I said I would as I love cake. Needless to say it took me some time to get to his place of residence. But what could I do? He has like no friends in the first place. I can see why too. As soon as I got there he punched me in the nose for being late.

HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THE ONLY WAY TO HIS APARTMENT WAS THROUGH THE USE OF PORTALS!

Anyway, we made up and ate cake.

Unknown "*Panda p00ps*" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 5 days ago

So I've made a new friend today. We got a picture taken and everything. He's cool and all but I hate when he pukes on my face. It smells like a Chinese whore house.

We really can't talk to each other for some reason so I just call him Woo Ping.
Unknown "*Panda p00ps*" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 6 days ago

Today I licked the paint chips off the walls. I like rice.
Unknown "*Panda p00ps*" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 7 days ago