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Bridie Kathleen Sheals
"Madame Macabre"



Name:
Bridie Kathleen Sheals, 37/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:50 PM
Join date:17 years, 1 month, 17 days ago
Location: london United Kingdom

About me:
I win. Clearly.
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Bi
Herds: Nice Room Herd, The Vladzi Party

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"FLUFFY"
271 pts
Bridie's tales
Bridie Kathleen Sheals
Type slowly says: (22:33:59)
you know, it's spelled 'boredom'. :D
Bridie says: (22:34:19)
i have a fucking ace excuse.
Type slowly says: (22:34:32)
go on then
Bridie says: (22:39:52)
i was in the garden and this fox came along and was like' hey bitch! get off my house!' and i was like 'NOWAI!!! THIS IS MYYYY GARDEN!' as soon as i had said that the fox stood up on it's hind legs and shouted for backup. i heard this tiny clanking noise coming from behind the bushes and an army of tiny robot beetles comes out. of course i freak out and loose the ability to do anything sensible
like run away.
so they carry me off with their tiny metal beetle horns. they carried me through the hedges to a space ship the size of a conker and they all march in like it was a magic clown car. and somehow i managed to fit it. they took me to their queen, who was an awful beast. she smacked me up a bit and told me that my garden belonged to this fox and that i was unable to use it ever again if i didn't knock
first.
she then sent me away on the horns of the beetles to return home. the mechanical beetles though this was not enough punishment so sedated me with their own piss. when i woke up i was in my garden being used as a coffee table my the fox. he let me return to my house but from then i have not been able to spell bordem.
and that is why i don't like cricket.
Type slowly says: (22:48:15)
You know, taking acid is generally regarded as a bad idea.
Bridie says: (22:48:24)
...
Bridie says: (22:48:29)
i am clean...
Type slowly says: (22:48:50)
no you're not, you're all covered in beetle-juice
Bridie says: (22:49:15)
they were fucking robots! they didn't have juice!
Type slowly says: (22:49:33)
then what did they piss?
Bridie says: (22:50:35)
lambrini
Type slowly says: (22:50:51)
classy
Bridie says: (22:50:56)
innit
Type slowly says: (22:51:24)
well, that is a pretty good excuse after all.
Bridie Kathleen Sheals "Madame Macabre" Surprised - 16 years, 7 months, 14 days ago
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Thadeus Harmpils

it's you You have been given it's you.
Crafted by Hathoresque
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Vince
*lick*
Vince "Enigma" Carefree - 13 years, 8 months, 6 days ago
G-O-N-E
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIDIE XxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
G-O-N-E - 14 years, 9 months, 27 days ago
Strawberry

Pet Me, Pet Me!! You have been given Pet Me, Pet Me!!.
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Strawberry "YurLuckyCharm" - 15 years, 26 days ago
No longer here
That is a class Tale there :-)
No longer here "jpeg" Playful - 15 years, 4 months ago
Becca
EPIC <3

I have that in my tales somewhere. Haha.
Becca "HelpsMeEatPaste!" Intrigued - 15 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
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