To my dear pets,
I am writing to you tonight while rocking out to ABBA (I bought one of their earlier CD's from 1977). Ahhhh the memories!! I have chocolate from head to toe, as I am about to head off to a charity function for cancer research, and they put me on Hedgehog duty. For those who don't know what chocolate hedgehog is...GOOGLE IT...but make sure you put the chocolate in front, otherwise you will end up with a spiny kind of creature that would be most difficult to roll in chocolate! If you ever get the chance to make a gold coin donation for cancer research, please do, because without it, your owner would not be here today. I wish you all a pleasant weekend and apologise for not 'really' being around the last couple of days, as I have been unwell due to ingesting pineapple by mistake..(I am allergic). Otherwise, my cracked wrist is mending nicely, and I am looking forward to hearing what you have all been up to while free-range!!! Oh I do hope you all have been doing something exciting!! Love and Snuggles to you all! xo8

You have been given Love in the Fascist Brothel.

You have been given Sarah's homemade cheesecake. Crafted by

To my dearest pets,
Oh I have a huge round tummy, after a weekend of eating 'home cooked' meals...you can rub it for luck! I brought home a 'doggy bag' of food scraps for you to fight over (there are a few lamb shanks, and a parson's nose in there!). Next weekend is going to be even bigger in Frankish land, as I am assisting your HP Grandmother in Hosting 'The Biggest Morning Tea' for Cancer Research...There will be hundreds of people attending, so that's alot of coffee, tea and scones to make! I'm also making caramel slices (I'm not sure if they will make the weekend, I will have to hide them from myself, LOL) My illustrations and paintings are progressing well (even with a cracked wrist). Let's hop into the Combi-van, and go and have some fun! Take care! xo xo

You have been given Taken on a Dodgy Combi Van Drive. Crafted by

All new pets need to be wormed and vaccinated! Now bend over and let me take your temp! Hehehehehehe! xo

You were taken on a trip! You have been taken to the vet.

Let's go! xo

You have been given A Pink Floyd Experience. Crafted by

Only the best for my pets! xo

You have been fed salmon.