Cinderella. The director's cut.

Cinderella was sitting on her porch with her Cat. When all of a sudden her Fairy Godmother appeared and said" Cinders, I know I haven't been around for a few years but I'm here at last and I owe you 2 wishes"

Cinders, who is fast approaching 90 says "Well FG I'd like my youth and beauty back"

"Poof" Cinders' years drop off and she is once again in her 20s and as beautiful as ever.
"Wow, now I need a handsome young man to keep me company, FG can you make my cat human.

The cat becomes a young lithe man all dressed in black. He stretches and stalks towards Cinderella. He pulls her towards him, kissing her and nipping her lip. He starts to nuzzle her neck, biting her earlobe. The he softly whispers in her ear....

"I bet you're pissed off you had me done"
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