A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?


Unknown "***Star***" Playful - 16 years, 8 months, 14 days ago

ONE HELL OF A SEXY SONG!!

Stop in the morning
Through to the evening
Dance like
You're the only one around
Move like you want it
Go move like you need it
Dancing it up
Till the sun goes down

Free your mind
'Cos tonight
We're gonna break it down
Shake, make it funky down
Get so high
As the toxins in your body
Are the bass and the drums
And the roar, roar, roar
We're right on time
And all is fine
If you've lost your senses
Here have mine and

Lose yourself in the time
You will wait
Till the evening time
Till the sunshine breaks

Unknown "***Star***" Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago

Someone ID'd me today because they didn't believe i was 16!! :s I always get ID'd for booze,there must be some money in that somewhere...looking younger than you are,other than porn!!Hmmm *ponders*
Unknown "***Star***" Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your
retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and
you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then..........
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
then.............
You finish off as an orgasm.
Unknown "***Star***" Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago

Stewie: chris, stay on ur side of the seat. Meg, stop wining. lois for gods sake get off ur ass and do some parenting!!
Unknown "***Star***" Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 14 days ago