Right at the end of the Labor Day bbq here at the house, my son totally bit it riding his bike tonight. He gashed his chin open. He had to get six stitches and he bit through his tongue. It was a gory mess. But, we're home now, and he's sleeping peacefully. Swollen, but peaceful. Poor baby.
Unknown Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 10 days ago

I went to a Smashing Pumpkins concert last night with my oldest son. It was his first concert. It was awesome!! It was so much fun. Great show!!!
Unknown Seductive - 16 years, 3 months, 3 days ago

I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Unknown Seductive - 16 years, 3 months, 13 days ago

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
--Jack Handey
Unknown Seductive - 16 years, 4 months, 23 days ago

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?!

Unknown Seductive - 16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago