*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."

* MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I
look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why."
Wife : ?????????

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
village...
and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its
fourth leg and ordered it to walk. But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly,
Muthu said loudly, "I've found it. If we cut a
cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
Unknown "☆W@LLiS♥" Neglected - 16 years, 2 months, 23 days ago

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the driver
adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh?
Sit in the back. I will drive."

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards
the signboard "*WASH BASIN* "

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and
it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."

*LAST PART*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist--with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the
right part of her blouse--walked past him... and he did it!
Unknown "☆W@LLiS♥" Neglected - 16 years, 2 months, 23 days ago

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Unknown "☆W@LLiS♥" Neglected - 16 years, 3 months ago

不管发生什么事，只要开开心心的。。
伤心不开心也是一天 哈哈大笑开开心心也是一天。。
不如开开心心的过日子啊！
每天笑一笑， 烦恼都跑掉！

No matter what happen, stay cheerful..
being sad.. days passed..
being happy.. days passed too..
SO.. why not stay happy?
a SMILE a day, keep the troubles away... =)
Unknown "☆W@LLiS♥" Neglected - 16 years, 3 months ago

做人难，
人难做，
难做人。

人在世上，身不由己。
Unknown "☆W@LLiS♥" Neglected - 16 years, 3 months ago