he most definitely does not.... it's quite sad

I hope you come down on Saturday... I need some serious wingman action... Papa Vegz keeps trying to set me up with pretty girls but I'm so not in the mood to deal with women in any manner... so I need a wingman

make sure you look for me on TV tomorrow! I'll be storming the court after the Saints win!!!

why the ville?

fyi, I'm crashing on your couch this weekend. I'll probably be drunk, and I might bring home an underage troilet girl so please knock before you walk into your house.

ps. I own you.

I don't want to meet your mom... I just want BANG BANG BANG!