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Cyndi Corbett
Cyndi Corbett owns this human at 57882 points.
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Chris P
Chris P
"Birdie"



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Chris P
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Herds: ~~CANADIAN HERD~~, Hey i'm a Christian =), O RLY, CUPIDS HANGOUT, Cyber Island (18 +), *PIRATES*
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Chris P
slugs are just other snails who were mugged by other snails!
Chris P "Birdie" Bold - 14 years, 11 months, 27 days ago
Chris P
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

LMAO!!!

Chris P "Birdie" Bold - 15 years, 1 month, 15 days ago
Chris P
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? Yes
Been arrested? no
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? YES
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? yes
Ran a red light? YES
Been suspended from school? yes
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? Yes
Been fired from a job? YES
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? YES
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? YES
Sat on a rooftop? YES
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
Broken a bone? yes
Shaved your head? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? YES
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? yes
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? YES
Donated Blood? yes
Eaten alligator meat? Yes
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? YES
Chris P "Birdie" Bold - 15 years, 5 months, 4 days ago
Chris P
This one is for all the Canadian women out there!
Chris P
Chris P "Birdie" Bold - 15 years, 5 months, 4 days ago
Chris P
OMG.....I had the best day of fishing yesterday!!!
Every other cast, we caught a 20lbs or bigger salmon! It was unreal fishing!!!
I need to put some stronger line on my rod though, because some of the salmon are at least 30 pounds!
Chris P "Birdie" Bold - 15 years, 6 months, 15 days ago
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grace andrew
by grace
Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )
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grace andrew "Tuesday's Grace" - 10 years, 9 days ago
Just M

♥~Lovely Day Wishes~♥ You have been given ♥~Lovely Day Wishes~♥ .
Crafted by ssss
Just M ✰✿◠‿ ◠ ✿✰ - 11 years, 9 months, 1 day ago
Chris P
I have no points left...today is probably my last day here....cheers everyone!
Spare change You have been given Spare change.
Crafted by Chris P
Chris P "Birdie" Bold - 11 years, 9 months, 2 days ago
Just M
thank you
you are so sweet You have been given you are so sweet.
Crafted by Just M
Just M ✰✿◠‿ ◠ ✿✰ - 11 years, 9 months, 2 days ago
mystique

A Kiss for You You have been given A Kiss for You.
Crafted by Bruce
mystique "beautiful soul" ♥ Child ad Heart ♥ - 11 years, 9 months, 9 days ago
Wanderer
Thanks for all of the bids, sir! :)
Wanderer "Miss Chievous" Always ♥ - 11 years, 9 months, 10 days ago
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