j: so look, as a suicide bomber, have u had training?
a: ofcourse. we had the suicide bomber training camp
j: ah. is that a nice facility?
a: it used to be.
j: what happened?
a: new guy. the idiot kind of practiced.
j: so what did u guys learned from that?
a: location. location. location.
j: so u guys have any kind of motto?
a: like what?
j: u know like we're looking for a few good men.
a: we're looking for some idiots with no future.
j: so where do u get ur recruits.
a: the suicide hotline. HAHAHAHA.
Unknown "Beautiful Sunset" Playful - 16 years, 10 months ago

a: what the hell happened to my feet. sonofa*****. what the hell. oh...STOP TOUCHING ME!!! i'd kill you.
j: alright just hold on. we'll fix this.
a: wait. wait. something is backwards. holy crap..i need some ligaments.
j: just sit still.
a: ok, i will not move my ass
walter: you idiot. you dont have an ass
a: is that walter?
j: yeah
a: he scares the crap out of me. pls do not put me back in the same suitcase
j: why?
a: he has gas. saddams mustard gas was nothing compared to a walter fart.
w: hahahaha
a: its not funny. he will kill us
j: alright, listen, achmed i have something to tell you.
a: what?
j: you really are dead
a: are u sure?
j: yes
a: i just got my flu shot.
j: u really are dead
a: wait, if im dead. O.O that means i get my 72 virgins!
are you my virgins? i hope not.
j: why?
a: there's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there
if this is paradise, i've been screwed
j: what did they say it would be? only female virgins?
a: holy crap.
Unknown "Beautiful Sunset" Playful - 16 years, 10 months ago

j: so achmed if ur a terrorist, i would suppose you have some sort of specialty.
a: yes, i am a suicide bomber.
j: ah, so ur finished.
a: what?
j: u've done ur job.
a: no, i havent.
j: but ur dead
a: no im not. i feel fine.
j: but ur all bone.
a: its a flesh wound.
people: HAHAHAHA..
a: silence! i kill you.
Unknown "Beautiful Sunset" Playful - 16 years, 10 months ago

jeff: how do u spell it.
achmed: what?
jeff: how do u spell ur name?
achmed: o lets see.. A.. C.. Phlegm...
people: HAHAHAHAHA
achmed: silence! i kill you!
Unknown "Beautiful Sunset" Playful - 16 years, 10 months ago

jeff: good evening, achmed.
achmed: good evening...infidel
jeff: so ur a terrorist
achmed: yes, i am a terrorist
jeff: what kind of terrorist
achmed: a terrifying terrorist. are you scared?
jeff: not really no.
achmed: rawr, and now?
jeff: not really, no.
achmed: rorawr, how about now?
jeff: no.
Unknown "Beautiful Sunset" Playful - 16 years, 10 months ago