It's my daughters birthday this weekend.
Unknown "Honeybunny" Peaceful - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago

I am currently waiting for my dinner to arrive - pizza again. Should have gotten off my butt and actually made dinner. Oh well, its Friday!

Unknown "Honeybunny" Peaceful - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."



Unknown "Honeybunny" Peaceful - 16 years, 7 months, 3 days ago

Two old men were sitting on a park bench chatting. One said to the other, "Hows your wife?" The other man replied "Actually, I think she might be dead." "Dead!" Exclaimed the first man "What do you mean you THINK she might be dead?!" "Well", the second man replied "I'm not sure. The sex is the same as always but the dishes are starting to pile up."
Unknown "Honeybunny" Peaceful - 16 years, 7 months, 3 days ago

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.”
Dr. Seuss quote


Unknown "Honeybunny" Peaceful - 16 years, 7 months, 3 days ago