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Cheeky

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"dArrEn. :D"



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BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.
Unknown "dArrEn. :D" Cheeky - 16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago
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An elephant came across a camel and asked the camel,"Hey, why are your boobs grown on your back?"

Camel replied, "F*ck Off! I dont talk to people with d*cks grown on their face!"

Snake was nearby and overheard their conversation and couldn't help but laugh it's ass off.

Elephant saw snake laughing at them and he went over to confront snake, "What are you laughing at? you dont have the rights to laugh cos your face is grown on your d*ck!"
Unknown "dArrEn. :D" Cheeky - 16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago
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A child began to talk right after his birth. He said: "grandpa" and his granddad groaned and died. Next he said: "Grandma" and again his Grandmother groan and fell dead. "Dad"was the next word he said. His dad groaned but found himself still alive. At this point in time, The child's uncle died.

Unknown "dArrEn. :D" Cheeky - 16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago
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You gotta love this guy… This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests…

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the brides and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, “F— you”. Then he turned to his bride and said, “F— you”.

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, “I’m outta here.”

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge…making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the brides and best mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think he might get a MasterCard “priceless” commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends … $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion … $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui … $8,500.

The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8×10 glossy of the bride humping the best man……….Priceless.

There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD!
Unknown "dArrEn. :D" Cheeky - 16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago
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Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
Unknown "dArrEn. :D" Cheeky - 16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago
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butterfly_x3

You have been given ♥GOTCHA!♥.
Crafted by Kelly Chanel
butterfly_x3 "dotz seXy deaRie" ~ ♥♥ wildwood dancing~ - 16 years, 5 months, 20 days ago
Ah Ben
thumbed all your tales liao~~
Ah Ben "大宝饭盒" Tired - 16 years, 7 months, 12 days ago
Lynn Oh
lol.... you were a GONER last night!!
i mean... this morning!
You have been given Drink, drank, drunk ... .
Crafted by A K
Lynn Oh "ღLynn" Welcomes The New Year - 16 years, 7 months, 12 days ago
Yoko
hmm..even queenie and kelly wanted u..

im impressed.. =) *wink*
You have been given ♥ You're So Hot ♥.
Crafted by Amsee
Yoko "sweet Yoko" - 16 years, 7 months, 13 days ago
Unknown
Wah looks a pet war huh? :P
Unknown "dArrEn. :D" Cheeky - 16 years, 7 months, 16 days ago
Unknown
HAHAHA!
Unknown "dArrEn. :D" Cheeky - 16 years, 7 months, 17 days ago
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